Unity Strategy

[Virch]

yea, dont take that crap perky...........and before ya get all excited and bring fervent back next age...take a second age off and play with me in tne....

ill bring the baby oil.................

[Steven]

yea, dont take that crap perky...........and before ya get all excited and bring fervent back next age...take a second age off and play with me in tne....

ill bring the baby oil.................

Stealing faith members is not a strategy I condone. Besides, if you really knew how Venis worked, you'd say you were quite the drooler. Because spit seems to be the lubrication of choice around here.

[Venus]

did u just call me perky??!@@@

[_Nagash_]

He did.
Marvellous choice of words I might add.

[Venus]

omfg

[Steven]

Strategy Update:

Beginning of the Age and Warring.

Many people make the mistake and war way too early like that the 500-700 turns mark. That is NOT sensible no matter what you say. Every guild that made the decision to war early ended up being at the bottom two weeks later. You want to have the majority of your guild at 10-12k acres before you can even consider having a war that benefits you. If you are all at 6k and double your land from an easy early war, you will be building on 12k acres with half of it built. Building all that will slow you down in comparison to a guild who hasn't yet warred at all. Not only will they get a up hit on you since you posses the more land. But they will be better build and more suited for war.

This is bad because the guild you pwned earlier will take all this time to pass the guild that hit them and will also pass the one warring with their former enemy. If they don't, the guild hit early in the age will get an oppurtunity to pwn the weakened second guild. Damn I don't know if any of that made sense.

moral of the story? Don't hit so early. It just makes it harder on you.

[_Nagash_]

Strategy Update:

Making fun of Venus.

Many people make the mistake and do not make fun of Venus in every thread. That is NOT sensible no matter what you say. Fortunately there are many people who do not make this mistake and make fun of Venus anyway, urging other to follow them. It usually involves comments on excessive mammaries or Venus's hermaphroditism/masculinity. Some do it the old-school way and just say she's old.

Moral of the story? Make fun of Venus. She'll just make it harder on you.

[MoP]

did u just call me perky??!@@@

Jup, a perky little widow in her 70s.

[Torkano]

Here is a condensed, corrected rundown of the last two pages.

Moral of the story? Make fun of Venus. She'll just become more harder on you.

omg im really good at that part
i think i had like seven penises one war!

omg i do not have a penis!

you had two?

none!
omg

not to mention the third boob

Haha, let's not even get into what happens when Venus leads a thread. It just turns into gay sex and male bondage. But then again maybe it's cause I type the most in those chats.

Ric, I'm leaving MUM for Fervent...

Ger's just excited about the 3 boobed 7 penised space alien we call "Perky."

heyyy thats right

your in sooo much trouble. i can blame all of this on you!@#PENIS@!#@!


come here for your penishment!:P

I want Venis to play with me and the baby oil....................

[Dante]

lmao


at least she lives up to your TB Title xD

[SenseiZhou]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

[I]\/[mortality]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

lol there wont be a detailed explanation other than , kaz made the values so

[Kaz]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

lol there wont be a detailed explanation other than , kaz made the values so

Centaur are the best scummers in the game

[Bundesbank]

Centaur are the best scummers in the game

owned.

but, at the same time, it could be argued that other races are better scummers because they're better at holding onto their land (defensively). later on in the age they will be bigger and it won't matter whether their scum costs 1200 or 1400 or whatnot because they'll have so much more land.

[Mr Ed]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

lol there wont be a detailed explanation other than , kaz made the values so

Centaur are the best scummers in the game

Centaurs are the best scummers in the game, if there were centaurs this age....sidhe are the best scummers in the game because them you can play

[Quedesh Verez]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

lol there wont be a detailed explanation other than , kaz made the values so

Centaur are the best scummers in the game

Centaurs are the best scummers in the game, if there were centaurs this age....sidhe are the best scummers in the game because them you can play

I've had equally as good of luck with Sidhe and human scum... both are about equal... Centaur kick tail but are unavailable. Elven and Goblin scum are not so hot.

[I]\/[mortality]

Sidhe best scummer race in the game. Cannot be bettering.

War with Eaters proves so.

All know why?

lol there wont be a detailed explanation other than , kaz made the values so

Centaur are the best scummers in the game

Centaurs are the best scummers in the game, if there were centaurs this age....sidhe are the best scummers in the game because them you can play

I've had equally as good of luck with Sidhe and human scum... both are about equal... Centaur kick tail but are unavailable. Elven and Goblin scum are not so hot.

woo quoting game, speaking of equality, i've had equally as good of luck with venus and venis, both are about equal, venis kicked ass, but too bad steven and tork hogs him all the time so is unavailable, but venus is not so hot with that third boob on the back

[SenseiZhou]

Centaur have best stats this is true. But sidhe tithe rate means replacing/keeping scum is so so easily to do.

1000 acres built and you can have 20000 easy scum so long as you find cash and have turns.

today i had 10000 theives 383 acres left after Damned hit undefend kingdom. tithe 9999999 and got 9500 acres from so i can keep theieves. Then looted more money from eaters to hold scum in income and burnt 28000 acre realm. Downsize all spare land after.

Kill any sidhe with scum, or guerilla raid the scum away, else those scum will remain all war long so long as cash available.

edit: ok, perhaps only when kingdoms are still mostly not so large.

[Turk Dorian]

I could have 50,000 thieve on a 500 acres kingdom if I had 500 acres left after getting FAed and didnt use any turns.

[SenseiZhou]

With sidhe you can use turns.

[Kaz]

Centaur also have a pretty decent tithe bonus, they need less scum to scout seen or unseen, and they are cheaper

Offer Screen Modifier: 3.000000
Faeries (Att: 1.00 - Def: 29.00 - Cost: 1200 - Value Att: 1.00 - Value Def: 29.00)
Modifiers - Lower is better: Seen (95) Unseen (135)

Offer Screen Modifier: 2.200000
Brownies (Att: 1.00 - Def: 24.00 - Cost: 1000 - Value Att: 1.20 - Value Def: 28.80)
Modifiers - Lower is better: Seen (90) Unseen (130)

It would be an interesting comparason to make, but that could only really occur if there were two random races each age.

[Dante]

bring two random races then.

problem solved xD

[Dante]

I think it would also bee good to say is..


Know your fellow players.

We could assume by now that amost everyone here now are vets, know how to play the game well..

but for those new GM's, you need to get to know your players.

Know what type of kingdoms they like to play, if they like war, if they like sorc, if they like scum, if they like hybrid. Each player has a different type of building style, of war breaking someone. Get to know them, talk to them each day by icq, aim, msn, irc, it helps build player relations, without to mention you gain their trust. Keepking close relations motivates them to coming to warchats.

[I]\/[mortality]

or if you're in a guild like us where we spam in our chats, ppost dirty jokes and gossip about venis, they also tend to have your players go to chat to join in some fun

dante is right, but this doesn't necessary go for only GMs, even players in teh guild itself can go know other players, chat, and build friendship between eachother.

[Steven]

Another thing I enjoy doing as well, is creating a situation that FORCES players to come to chat. I rarely post targets on the banner. Although it's getting harder to prevent people from randomly hitting since we have a built in database now. but the purpose of not putting targets up is that players who want to get ahead will need to come to chat. There is no point in someone who doesn't actively come to chats to get the best targets. That's no dice for moral.

Although I do make exceptions to players who communicate that they can't make it to a war chat. I'm flexible... But only for people who are willing to actively seek me through scribe or AIM.