Money vs. AAAIIIRRR

[Torkano]

Not quite perfect but close enough.

AAAIIIRRR (5)- 1.445M ANW

Money (5) - 1.5M ANW

There was no way we could hit you and justify this as a fair hit with the whole guild so we went to the other guild Markus had lying around and made it 5 on 5.

[Artanis]

MONEY GRUBBING BASTARDS (MONEY) 5 2,554,251
AAAIIIRRR (AAAIIIRRR) 5 405,205

Wow. you guys really did break them with fucking...Damn, why didn't I get invited? I would've even brought Smokey!

[Torkano]

MONEY GRUBBING BASTARDS (MONEY) 5 2,554,251
AAAIIIRRR (AAAIIIRRR) 5 405,205

Wow. you guys really did break them with fucking...Damn, why didn't I get invited? I would've even brought Smokey!

Smokey is in a league all his own. Smokey could even take weec down in a single swing of his big bear pecker.

[Artanis]

I don't think he would even need to swing it, dude. All he'd have to do is whip out the monster and weec would be bending over begging him to anally rape them with it.

And really, who could blame them? We should all bow before Smokey's great sandpaper dick.

[Torkano]

The bastard takes pleasure out of not using the Astroglide. He's a cruel, sick fucker. Oops, I shouldn't say that too loud or he'll create a second stall to my garage sized ass from last time I talked bad about him. Him and his damn motto, "Only you can prevent anal fire."

[Artanis]

You know why he uses that motto, right? It's because he runs around with his sandpaper dick making those anal fires, getting everybody all freaked out about it.

He'll run up behind some poor Angie wuss, anally rape them, then run around the other side and point to their burning ass saying, "Quick! Another anal fire! I'll save you!"


...He really is a sick fuck, that Smokey.

[Torkano]

Yeah and after he yells about the fire, he yells about how you are at fault and he has to put it out with his 3 gallons of man goo.

[Artanis]

I feel compelled to share this with the group..no Smokey please don't put it there!!

*cries in pain* Okay, I told you I'd do it!



[Note: Aside from a small copy/paste job to show more of the banner, none of that image is a fabrication. Ask the rest of the guild. *nods sagely*]

[Quick Draw]

"Quick! Another anal fire! I'll save you!"

Spend one blurry night in Tijuana with a bottle of tequila and a jar of jalapeno peppers. And they’ll never pass an opportunity to let you try and live it down.

[Bundesbank]

damn, we were hoping to hit all of dynamo tonight!

/slaps torkano with his meat flaps

[Torkano]

damn, we were hoping to hit all of dynamo tonight!

/slaps torkano with his meat flaps

Well then its a damn good thing we hit first then. Last night Steven told me all about his plans to hit Dynamo right before he put on his knee pads.

edit- Almost forgot. We gave Steven peace last night too.

[Iblade]

Nice to see a somewhat close war... not sure if AAAAIIIRRRR got any retal in or not.. and if the spelling isnt' correct my apologies..

[HDog]

Holy shit.

GG dudes. Seriously.

[Steven]

See, this is the creativity this game needs to function. Be quick like lighting and smart with what resources you have.

Haha when we do it it's super bad, when others do it, it is sheer creativity!

Tork and crew you guys did a number on us, but one day I hope to repay you the favor before the age ends. And of course a good hit constitutes an equally fair one back. So obviously you won't get the shitted on.

[Hollisandra]

awwww Steven... your icon is soooooo adorable!!

[Torkano]

See, this is the creativity this game needs to function. Be quick like lighting and smart with what resources you have.

Haha when we do it it's super bad, when others do it, it is sheer creativity!

Tork and crew you guys did a number on us, but one day I hope to repay you the favor before the age ends. And of course a good hit constitutes an equally fair one back. So obviously you won't get the shitted on.

I always expect you to come back at us. Change ups and what not. We will look for it.