FOXHOUND DeMeans you so hard your mothers feel it & LIKE IT!

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

It's that time again. What time, you ask? Well, if you will allow me to do so in my own inimitable and disjointed manner, I will tell you what time it is. You see it's time for FOXHOUND to get a little bit of payback, in the old days it's true that FOXHOUND would just be happy to spend our days sipping Wild Cherry Pepsi by the pool of life and letting all the mundane problems pass us by. BUT NOT ANY LONGER! No, you see now we are FOXHOUND 2.0 and we have an "eye for an eye" outlook on life which is good for us, but bad for you DeM.
Now I know what you are thinking, you're thinking "But Dyvim, we didn't do anything wrong--in fact you have been randomly attacking and killing us for weeks. We are well within our rights to stomp you into the ground for this!"
And to this I respond "Don't start a sentance with the word but, it's tacky. And more to the point, don't question me because I'm fucking getting to the part where I explain what you have done wrong."
You see, this is about jigsaws and christmas. One particular christmas in particular, a christmas that I hold YOU (DeM) personally responsible for kiboshing! so let's take a trip back in time. A trip back to the christmas of NINETEEN EIGHTY EIGHT! I awake on this fine christmas morning, and I bound down the stairs of my house to be greeted by the tree and, more importantly, the treasure trove of gifts that rest beneath its plastic bough. I lay my excited young eyes upon these gifts and I rush them, I go straight for the biggest box that has "Dyvim" on the label, that's right that's my real name motherfuckers. I head straight for this box and I tear the wrapping on that bad boy wide open and THERE IT IS!! In glorious colour it says "THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS JIGSAW PUZZLE!!" this thing is amazing, it has the whole cast on the front, there's Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Slimer and even ECTO I! All arrayed in this astonishing cornucopia of awesomeness that wowed my 6 year old mind.
So I opened the box emptied that sucker out onto the floor and WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT'S IN PIECES? I WAS HEARTBROKEN! I scrabbled around in the pieces like a tsunami survivor desperately searching the ruins of their home for some intact trinket of their past life!
I was confounded at every turn, does this piece go here? Does it go left? Does it go right? What if I turn it sideways?
Where is the corner piece?
Where is the corner piece?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CORNER PIECE???
I couldn't do it, it just sat their taunting me as I wept in frustration. And you know who made this infernal contraption? This beast of the blackest pit of hell? "DEM Games"! That's right, I'm fucking on to you guys. You fuckers ruined christmas for me, do you hear me? RUINED IT! I haven't been able to enjoy a christmas since that harrowing day back in eighty-eight. That all ends today though! Today I excorcise my demons and today? DeM, today I. SOLVE. YOU
BOOYAH!!!!!!

[Torkano]

Dyvim just brought sexy back. This thread has only just begun and it reeks of fuckawesome.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

If he brought sexy back, by the contract he signed with Maverick, it belongs to Barnabas in general and 9th Legion in particular.

Thank you.

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

Everybody knows I'm pretty much a Barnabas sleeper agent anyway, so that is really a moot point to raise.
Also DeM, how are you liking life now you know that death stalks you at every turn? How are you liking life now that the sands of time are running down on you?
Can you feel it DeM? Can you feel it in the air? Oh you know what this means....MUSIC BREAK:

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord!
I've been waitin' for this moment all my life
Oh Lord!
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
Oh Lord! Oh Lord!
Well if you told me you were drownin'
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord!
I've been waitin' for this moment all my life
Oh Lord!
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh Lord, Oh Lord!
And I've been waitin' for this moment all my life
Oh Lord, Oh Lord!

That's right bitch, feel the Phil all up in your busines and when you feel the Phil then just know that you WILL feel the flow of FOXHOUND 2.0!

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Wasn't that the music from Ghostbusters?

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Excellent.

[Nitra Debe]

Here we go......

NOT TRUE!!!

I have never never never taken the corner piece of the puzzle out of the box, a piece from the middle maybe (I do like to put in the last piece).

And for the record the only Christmas I have had any part in ruining was the year I allowed Loupy to buy our daughters those leg shavers (EppyLady or something) that pulled the hairs out of their legs..But it was funny to see the looks on their faces..... They made him try it, after that he than threw them in the garbage....

Dyvim, I guess I'll be seeing alot of you, the other guilds will be soooooo jealous.

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

To be fair I might forget all about this in like six hours. I just had this awesome idea for a post and thread title and couldn't pass it up since you guys finally got around to hitting me back:->
That's why I didn't declare guild war, didn't think it was really fair to do that considering my magpie-like attention span.

[Nitra Debe]

That's cool, really though, the memory of that Christmas with Loupy and my girls made me laugh and it felt great. So what ever happens. Thank you for it.

[Venus]

If he brought sexy back, by the contract he signed with Maverick, it belongs to Barnabas in general and 9th Legion in particular.

Thank you.

im not sure why u think maverick has anything to do with sexy but if anyones keeping it, its me. not him. So no, there will be no sexy for ninth legion, or maverick unless -i- say its ok!

[Reylan Talonspyre]

OK, well here is the deal. This little plan was hatched by me. Maverick suggested in the 9th Legion thread, that we use Dyvim to bring it back with a little Timberlake. So it was, Dyvim came to the fore and brought us back sexy. If indeed he has the sexy, which I believe he may, then it must go to Maverick, because it was indeed Maverick who brought the idea to use Dyvim.

Plus, because I am incapable of being sexy, except this one time I fell into a vat of cow pheromones, I have to concede the prize and give it to my GM, who, despite being a great guy, is also just too Alias to be super sexy. This leaves Maverick, my direct supervisor. So, no matter how you look at it, you cannot have the sexy, instead you must rely on Maverick to do the right thing with it.

Thank you.

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

im not sure why u think maverick has anything to do with sexy but if anyones keeping it, its me. not him. So no, there will be no sexy for ninth legion, or maverick unless -i- say its ok!

You seem to be forgetting that I'm the one bringing back the sexy. Which means it is mine, and I posess it. That also means I choose who I pass the briefcase (yes sexy is being kept in a briefcase--well actually it's more a cardboard box, but whatever) off to. And since you're always mean to me, what makes you think you'll be getting anywhere near it?
Also somebody will need to take it off me soon, because the longer I keep hold of it the more risk we run of it turning from sexy to sleazy, that's just how I roll.

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Also somebody will need to take it off me soon, because the longer I keep hold of it the more risk we run of it turning from sexy to sleazy, that's just how I roll.

I suggest we give it Maverick. I am not being paid to say this. No money has been sent (within the US) to force me to say this. Also, Venus is a mutant and cannot have the sexy. I was not paid to say that either.

Swear to gawd!

[Kwaiq]

Reylan <3 Mav

PS- I approve of this thread...it may continue on its current course

[Reylan Talonspyre]

He is my big red idol.

[Kwaiq]

I always figured you for a phalic worshipper

[Venus]

so what your saying is, i have to steal that box??!!!:P

[Reylan Talonspyre]

Lesbian, three boobed alien, with a penis.

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

so what your saying is, i have to steal that box??!!!:P

So what you're saying is, that you want box?

[zamuthz]

give it to madonna...the clock is ticking... tick tock tick tock!

[SoulDemon]

Careful.

Venus's penis may be in a box, for you.

[Mr Ed]

Careful.

Venus's penis may be in a box, for you.

I hear say V's penis has been in many boxes

[Venus]

damnit i dont have a penis

but if i did it would be bigger than all of yours!

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

Oh hey just so everybody knows, and since I'm way too lazy to make a new thread and shit, I kind of bitch slapped somebody in AoA yesterday?
I admit I had no idea who was feeling the power of my pimp hand at the time, what with my steadfast refusal to use the db because (and I'm pretty sure I quote Snoop Dogg here) "DBs bes for bitches!".
Early communication between the two guilds has, I feel, been very productive as I'm sure you will agree:

From Landgrave FallenKnight of AoA in da hizzy* (some numbers and shit)
2008-08-29 22:21:58 Reply Delete
You have 2 choices my man... you cease your attacks.. against a member of AoA.. or I will buy your puny kingdoms.. you will return in compensation to this AoA member
FallenKnight Co_gm of AoA

From Dyvim of I can't remember my kingdom name so it doesn't matter (more numbers and shit)
Some time stamp, fuck if I can remember it--honestly I don't even know why the fuck I'm formatting it like this since I don't see my response in any kind of gods be damned format. Oh well I'm comitted now so lets press on Reply Delete
I present you with a third option sir:
Option C: Orange!
I await your reply with baited breath.

Now I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a pretty good fucking feeling that Orange is going to rock this poll like a motherfucker!

*Sadly not a real kingdom name, I know, totally missed a trick there!

[Torkano]

Orange is the best choice for you Fallenknight. I suggest you take it.

"or I will buy your puny kingdoms"

Dyvim might sell it to you for 500 Million.