Tempers Ball

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:10 pm

Other then that she has three boobs is an alien and has a penis all this has been documented as fact by generous amounts of polls, hearsay, rumour and propaganda. :lol:

by **Scrye** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:16 pm

meh people are peoplean to be frank things on the internet are on the internet:P:P you wanna be a bum dart then be a bum dart you wanna swaffle things then swaffle:P

nething you do is entirely up to you and makes you not what other people waft :shock:

in other peoples dirrections

rofl

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:21 pm

Now you did it.

I'm so sending you that translation! :twisted:

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:21 pm

I don't even think he was trying to make sense there lol

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:32 pm

Directions for all non-swafflers yet to be converted.

To swaffle
Adam and Eve have done it, the Romans loved it and on their 40-year journey through the desert, the Jews thoroughly enjoyed it...

And then, in the early Dark Ages, the noble art of swaffling was lost. Many feared that the phenomenon swaffling was taken from humanity forever, but on a boozing vacation in Blanes, Spain, a bunch of youngsters have reinvented swaffling and even perfected it!

What is swaffling?
Swaffling is the way to bring the woman (or man, like some people prefer) of your dreams to new unequaled ecstacy and fabulous moments of sheers pleasure. Only men can practise this act of eroticism (well, women too, but they need toys to do so).

How to swaffle?
For swaffling there's one factor that is of vital importance: the swaffler must have a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis isn't completely hard, but not soft either. Top-heavy is a state of mind (or penis), when it hangs about horizontally and allows the swaffler to swing his penis. Then take the object of beswaffling (preferrably a woman's buttock, leg or breast) and hit it lightly. Beware that you don't hit too hard, to prevent black eyes and/or broken legs.

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Now swaffle and be merry!

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:33 pm

You left out one other preferred place of swaffle Nagash the cheek of the face lol

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:45 pm

Kaxion wrote:You left out one other preferred place of swaffle Nagash the cheek of the face lol

Yah, but bad aim can still lead to black eyes then

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:56 pm

But a true master swafflers aim is true Naggie and thus black eyes are not too be worried about. I said it was preferred I didn't make reference to whether or not it was an advanced technique lol

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:58 pm

True, true...... and I've never missed so far!

by **Reylan Talonspyre** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:04 pm

Welcome to Evernight Games, the game is Unity.

First thing is first, I need you to PM me your kingdom number and have you downsize all your scummers. Second, I need you to Inspire Devotion about 100 times and then let me loot you.

All new recruits to Barnabas get this sort of hazing.

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:33 pm

Hell no well not unless I gets some man lovins Rey lol

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:34 pm

Bend over then, Kax!

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:38 pm

Not from you Naggie I can get it from you anyday :lol:

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:46 pm

Kaxion wrote:Not from you Naggie I can get it from you anyday

True, that.

Speaking of which, I'm off to bed.

G'night all!

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:58 pm

Night Naggie

by **Gerien** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:46 pm

Is it my turn to take over then?

by **General Andy Icarn** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:22 pm

welcome to the game. reminds me of 8-9 years ago when I convinced my roommate to play the game. :twisted:

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:35 pm

Sure spam away lol I get bored eazy lol and my roommates feeling mighty popular with all these replies lol.

by **Redbaron** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:36 pm

That'll end soon enough when I start beating them into warrior shape... :twisted:

:sigh: swaffle now?

:pines for the good olde' days of smoogles and games of headball:

Where's TasheeeeeEEEEEeeeee when you need her?

by **Kaxion** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:01 pm

Yeah we're starting slow Baron lol
It will be some time before young Scrye is ready to learn the ways of girk.
Though from the lack of kleenex around here I think he'll be an eager learner :lol:

by **Nether** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:16 am

Kaxion wrote:Yeah we're starting slow Baron lol
It will be some time before young Scrye is ready to learn the ways of girk.
Though from the lack of kleenex around here I think he'll be an eager learner

U.........R........GAY!!!.................><

by **Kaxion** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:17 am

I only pitch Nether your the reciever.

by **Nether** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:23 am

Kaxion wrote:I only pitch Nether your the reciever.

Sure you say that here, but when I get you alone and pull out the saddle, you'll be whistleing to a different tune, err, atleast your ass will be.

by **Kaxion** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:26 am

Get down and kiss my feet you flatulating loincloth chomping slug who dances

with the teletubbies in a loincloth chomping hairy-assed mexican transvestite

hookers.

by **Nether** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:30 am

I loves me a teletubbie

*drools*

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