by DeviusZwei » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:37 pm
Devius woke with a start as a man shook him by the arm. Looking up and wiping the sleep from his eyes, Devius realised where he was.
"Hey barkeep, bring me another."
"And what the hell do you want?"
Devius glared at the man who had woke him. The man looked like infantry of some nation. He was all ready for battle, dressed in armor, sword in sheath.
"Forgive me sire, but I heard... I hear you are a demon. They say you have done things even the devil would not brag of. Is it true? Are you DeviusZwei of the Eaters?"
Devius grabbed his drink from the barkeep and tossed some gold coin on the bar. Looking back to the man, his face turned to an expression of disgust.
"The Eaters are all dead. DeviusZwei is dead with them. He died in the fall of his empire. And yes, I am him, and he is the devil.
The man began to sweat and he looked nervous.
"Sire, do you know of the quest to slay a dragon? I wish to slay him, and become a famous knight, like you sire. I beg of you, assist me, and I assure you the rewards will be great."
Devius tried not to look interested. Chugging down the rest of his ale, he signalled the barkeep once more.
"Yeah I don't do that kind of stuff anymore. And even if I did, I wouldn't help you. Nobody ever helped me. You can go get killed on your own. You don't need me there to help with your suicide."
The man looked angry now. He began to shake as he spoke.
"Well what do you do now? Sit here in this bar and drink all day and night? I should have known you were useless, like they say. Bah, suicide? We shall see. I will slay the dragon and then all will know my name. Perhaps I should kill you now for speaking such blasphemy."
The man drew his sword, placing the tip on Devius's neck and pushing just enough to break the skin. Devius finished his ale, then looked down at the blood running down his neck and chest.
"I thought I told you I'm the devil?"
Jumping to his feet, Devius grimaced in pain as the man shoved his sword deep into Devius's chest. Devius grabbed the man by the throat with one hand, grabbing his sword with the other. Looking down at the blade planted firmly in his chest, Devius leaned in close to the man's face, smiling to bear his vampire fangs.
"Come on! I'm already dead you jackass! And you stab me with this bronze sword?! What the hell did you think was gonna happen?!"
Devius released the man's neck, grabbing his sword-hand, and breaking it like a stick. Taking the man's sword by the handle, he pulled it from his torso.
"And now you shall die by your own blade."
With one great swing, the man's head fell to the floor, followed by his dead body. Devius sat back down at the bar. The barkeep was calmly polishing a glass, which he then filled with Devius's favorite drink, RedRum. He slid it to Devius, and Devius drank it down, took a bow, and tossed some coin on the bar.
Grabbing the dead body and the head off the floor, Devius turned for the door.
"Don't worry Frances, I'll take the trash out. I'm off to kill a dragon, so have some RedRum ready when I get back."
The barkeep smiled as he watched Devius leave.
DeviusZwei, formerly known as Penis With Ears or PWE.
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