Grand Product Make-Over Event (winners posted!)

[Voice Vilena]

Your mission should you chose to accept it ~ Search the internet for a product..make it over..rename it and pitch your advertisement.


What I want is this - a product (clothing, toys, tech-stuff, household item, nearly anything)..give it a new name and a new, completely different way to use it. Then use a pic of it off the net, write up a short advertisement pitch for the product you've just given a make-over and post it up.

Rules:

• Please refrain from making-over sexually-related "toys" and/or "appliances" - you know what I mean ;p
• Also refrain from making-over illegal products, ie; drug-related items (sorry but no pictures of bongs and pipes and things either)
• No pouting.
• Don't use a product someone else has already posted a make-over for
• Advertisement must include the following:
  
  • Picture or link to a picture of the product
  • It's new name
  • It's new use
  • The Price (any currency is fine)
• Have fun!

Prizes:

First place - 50 turns
Second place - 30 turns
Third place - 20 turns


Remember, if you don't play Canon you can still play events and gift your winnings to a friend that plays.

[Taff]

DyeZone Corp is proud to present:
The Rodent Tester 6000

Is you Hamster, too round?
Does you Bat not fly right?
Does your gerbil have dreams of space flight?

The rodent tester 6000, excedes its predecessors in the preparation of rodents for jobs involving large forces on their bodies.
This machine, based on NASA training simulators, will test any creature up to the size of a chihuahua for the rigours of space flight. This uses centrifugal and centripetal forces to replicate the strains on the body under excessive forces.

Any creature to pass this test would be suited not only for a job in space, but also for flying fighter jets and as black operations operatives prepared to be thrown several kilometers by a siege weapon.

At a recommended retail price of 13 humourous vegtables (rated 15 carrots* or more) it would be a bargain, but our introductory price of just 8 vegtables makes this an opportunity not to be missed.

The Rodent Tester 6000 - Don't put your hamsters lives in danger with a lesser model.

* The carrot rating is the number of people in a test group on 24 that laugh out loud at the vegtable.

[Jilhad]

McDonalds Low Fat Burger "Bake at Home" Range

That's right, you can now manufacture the wonderful products brought to you our good friends at McDonalds in the comfort of your own home!

With this package, you can simply, so simply even a child can do it, create any creation present in a McDonalds. And they actually look, feel, and taste like the real thing!

And for all you health conscience people out there, yes, you heard right, these burgers all contain LESS THAN 1% FAT! When will food technology cease to amaze us.

These products are a downright steal, available for purchase at any McDonalds store for the introductory RRP of $19.95 AUD.

So what are you waiting for? Peel that flabby buttock skin of that chair, head on down to your nearest McDonalds and pick up a kit. So amazing you'll even start to shed weight. Yes, SHED!, like a cat dumping its winter coat.

McDonalds Low Fat Burger Range and "Bake at Home" are registered to their respective companies. McDonalds has not paid for or endorsed this product in any way, shape or form, unless you count a decahedron as a shape.

Product not meant for children under the age of 3, as their immune system is not yet developed to a stage to handle such a large intact of flour. Also, small parts may be a choking hazard for stupid parents and people who just want to 'dig into' their burger and forget to remove the plastic mold.

[Killie]

Killie Enterprises Highland Spring FlameThrower Fuel.

Have you seem the Aliens?
Have you ever wished you could be Sigorney Weaver?
Were you tricked into buying the Killie Enterprises FlameThrower 2001 without realising there was no fuel included?

If the answers to these questions are yes, then the Killie Enterprises Highland Spring FlameThrower fuel is idea for you!!

The patented formula used will produce enough heat to melt diamond! As well as this, the fuel has been certified as safe for use by children so it can even be used in the Child Proof Killie Enterprise FlameThrower 1001!

If you have trouble with cats pooping in your lawn or the local children hanging around making noise in the street then this fuel will be ideal for use in one of our FlameThrowers.

Even if you do not own the FlameThrower 1001 or 2001 then remember that this fuel can still be used against annoying people. Just shove a burning rag into the bottle neck and you have a Molotov cocktail of unprecedented explosive yield.

The Killie Enterprise FlameThrower fuel can be picked up from such stores as Toys'r'us, WalMart ASDA, SafeWay and Mothercare at a great price of £25.98.
Introductory offer only: RRP - £259.80

Killie Enterprise Highland Spring FlameThrower Fuel - The Ultimate in Burning Solutions

[njus]

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Looking for a way to impove efficiency at the office?
Trying to regain some order at home?
Need to get organized?

Microsoft can help!

Introducing Microsoft's newest, most user-friendly, and most functional product yet! Innovative and stylish, this product will change the way you work at home. It will save you time, money, and will never fail. In fact, Microsoft GUARANTEES that you will never lose a minute working with our newest product. Ever.

Microsoft's Paperweight XP is already on sale under the name Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition.

$199.99 plus shipping and handling.

Microsoft Paperweight XP. Protecting papers that can't be #@%$ed up by your operating system and it's $&#@ illegal functions.

[Vaalic]

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All New VooDoo Barbie.

With this doll, a candle or some pins, you could be ready to curse your loved ones or enemies. All you need is some of their personal effects and your set to go. It has never been this easy to get ahold of a genuine plastic voodoo doll for all your spell crafting needs. There is no unnecessary time wasted finding and preparing a cloth doll yourself. All the work is already done! In moments you can have what you need to get your revenge. This doll is primarily meant for personal vendettas, but can also be used for recreational cursing on rainy Sunday afternoons. Its hours of fun for the whole family, and your friends won’t know what hit them.

There are limited supplies so make sure you order in advance. This spectacular offer could be yours for only $24.99. You can’t afford to pass this up. It makes a great gift. If you’ve recently been passed over for a long overdue promotion, this doll is for you! The possibilities are endless. Don’t be fooled by cheap knock-offs. When it comes to perfection you want a name you can trust.

[Voice Vilena]

I'm extending this one a few days because I'm selfish and want more things to snicker at.

[njus]

Bah. And here I finally had found a contest that I had a better chance of winning than losing and you take it away from me.

[Matrim]

*

Modern Fortress Magazine is proud to present a once in a lifetime special:

Ever woken up to that bump in the night?
Seen that movement out of the corner of your eye?
Had that lamp broken when nobody was home?

Then the All Seeing Mirror is just the right décor for your castle.

Although the highly polished glass will reflect images clearly and flawlessly, this ain’t just for shaving! Ask it questions! Look at it capture even the image of the elusive Gracie the Ghost!

A convenient shelf holds baubles and other useful devices.

Be one of the first 10 respondents and we will include this Scullery Maid’s Basin at 50% off!!



Supplies are limited so contact a Castle Makeover Stylist today!
foolseyefortheknightlyguy@modernfortress.com



*Suggested retail price-- 10,000 gold marks
see dealer for incentive adn rebate details
pictured with optional soap and toothbrush holder

[regicider]

Presenting the Baby Cot of the future.
SpinnerCot 3000!


If you are always having trouble putting your babies to sleep, look no further. SpinnerCot 3000 is what you need! With it's high speed spinner, it's guaranteed to spin your babies to sleep. At spin of 300 rpm, your babies will be asleep in seconds. So no more baby brawling and waking up in middle of the night.

SpinnerCot is equipped also with self cleaning mechanism. When your babies pee or poo in it, SpinnerCot can wash the baby together with its interior. Only 2 simple steps are required! Pour bath foam and choose warm or cold wash.

Features of SpinnerCot 3000
-Built in timer
-Choices of 3 Spin Speed
-Self Cleaning function

Buy now! And get an extended warranty of 3 years.

SpinnerCot is cheap and affordable. Now selling at promotional price of $499.
First 30 buyers to get an addition add-on dryer in SpinnerCot 3000 valued at $150

Dun hesitate! Call now 06 06 06

[Voice Vilena]

Alright thanks for playing along guys

Just to go by which ones really made me laugh the most and those three were...

Regicider, Taff and Njus.

Oh right the places would be good to include right? ;>

1st place for Taff

2nd to Regicider

and 3rd place to Njus (even though I use XP, I often think it's better off as a paper-weight ~L~)


Send me a PM as usual with your kingdom number and game for the turns.

Thanks again for the laughs.

-Vil

[regicider]

woohoo!
Thanks!