by Biggles » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:04 pm
Honey, if I wanted to go somewhere for girls, I could go to a frat party, or to a club in DC or something.
Rest assured that is not the reason why I am making an appearance.
Besides, I don't think it would be very proper for me to befoul Decae's house/lawn with some sort of nude escapades.
It might scar him and his wee children, and I might get banned. Again.
I'd at least prefer to get banned for something frivolous and petty, not something that he'll actually remember next year.
"Decae, can I post again?"
"Hell no! There's still a stain on the rug in my basement!"
See, that wouldn't be good for anyone.
If they don't want us masturbating in the library, why do they have all those books about fire trucks?