Tempers Ball

Soooo...Lusoth and Febre...any chance of the two of you surfacing?

Better that they dont, I think they want me dead.

On the other hand, escaping from bad guys gives me something to write about.

They aren't bad guys. They're just misunderstood by people too blinkered to udnerstand the big picture, that's all.
The torture is just an unfortunate (and cheeky) necessity.

I understand that, I meant that they are bad for me. Just like certainly I'm bad for a few people.

And I'm bad for everybody.. yes.. thats right.. bask in my badness.

nyways.. I'll try and get a post up tomorrow, need to think through how this next bit should develop.

It is my hope to cobble together a post while I'm doing laundry either Thursday night or Friday before I leave town for the weekend. I'll make no promises though. Life is far too unpredictible, and my level of exhaustion waxes and wanes far faster than I'd like.

In any event, I know we need to get the bad guy side moving since Elijah and Bretina are single-handedly keeping the story rolling for the good guys. Can't let the goodie twoshoes win by default, now can we? *grins*

Yea, I dont even know what's going on with the good guys anymore. At first I thought they were in a sewer, then they're getting naked. And now I dont know, are they still in the sewer? Because I think they met some NPCs, are they in the sewer too, or did I miss a transition?

Sewer? *crinkles nose* Heavens, I hope we didn't go to any sewers...I don't even know what kinds of plumbing Victorian era people had. I'd hate to think of traipsing about in the sewers.

I dunt know, I'm pretty much ignoring the Elijah / Bretina scenes. Occasionally I skim through it and I just got a sewer vibe.

Skimming the stuff that is arguably second best only to Lusoth J. Perrywinckle? Criminal!!

Perrywinkle? *blinks* Somehow the bad side just don't seem so bad anymore. Almost cute. *double blink* what AM I saying?

*face plants on desk*

Why me? Of all the threads in the world, how did mine get populated with people like this?

And second best only to Lusoth? Don't make me pull out Myra's Komodo Dragon dress!

Myra is practically the same as Lusoth. I mean they're part of the same story arc. I like to call it "The glorious adventures of Mr. Perrywinkle and Friends!" it saves me the hassle of remembering all the names that way, see.

Myra is like a heroin overdose, delicious and usually fatal. My kind of woman.

Well... just thought I'd prod the ooc thread and see if anyone crawls out from the little dark corners. I was just thinking, don't they say you should always look out for the quiet ones... and the quasi-evil quasi-camp side has been pretty darn quiet lately.. should we be worried?

Of course you should be worried. Look at the shady types who post here. They should have worried you before they went quiet. And me...well I'm never quiet. I'm just invisible.

The third rate mediocrity of other threads has inspired us. Lusoth and/or Febre shall, with luck, post before the week comes to an end.
That is all.

Third rate mediocrity?... Thanks Dyvim I'm behind half of those.. j/k.. Just get on and post before I put you over my knee and give you a damn good spanking.

Now I have to decide if that's a sight I'd want to see or if I need to pour bleach in my ears in hopes of searing the mental image out of my brain.

You're all adopted! Nobody loves you!

I hope you die in a fire!

Now thats just not nice.

We're not adopted. Who in their right mind would adopt us??

And nobody loves us? Well happy blood Valentines Day to you too sweetheart

And as for dying in a fire? Do I have to actually be alive during this, or is post-death cremation an option?

No, if you're already dead by the time you start burning, you wouldn't really "DIE" in a fire.

The only sensible option is to take a handful of vicodins, and wash each one down with a margarita before going into the fire.

Right...someone had a bowl of shitty-o's for breakfast I guess. *shrugs* I'll post when I have time. You don't have to like it.

Sorry, dealing with Dyvim makes me cranky.

Yeah, being shown up by my greatness can be difficult to deal with.