Tempers Ball

(new age new pub thread)

Every Leto in TGH liked Gruntmas a lot
but the Grizz who lived just north of TGH did Not!
The Grizz hated Gruntmas,
the whole Gruntmas season.
Now don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his underwear was too tight,
It could be perhaps that his head board wasn't screwed together just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been,
That the Grizz's great brain was nine sizes too small.
But what ever the reason, his underwear or his board,
He stood there on Gruntmas Eve, hating The Golden Horde.

(now some one else continue the story

Staring down from his cave with a sour Grizz frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their hovels
For he knew every goblin down in the horde beneath
Was busy now hanging a poison ivy wreath
And theyre hanging their leggings he snarled with a sneer
Tomorrow is Gruntmas Its practically here
Then he growled with his Grizz fingers nervously drumming
I MUST find some way to stop Gruntmas from coming
For Tomorrow he knew all the Horde ghouls and goblins

Ah gruntmas, the day all the hoard join in celebration, drinking and merriment for all. Yes, what a day of feasting for an old dragon when the hoards cattle, GOATS,SHEEP, and other critters would be left unprotected. Alas tis a pity it only comes once a year.

Hope they blame that Grunt character again

Would wake bright and early They'd rush for their swords
And then Oh the blood Oh the blood
Blood Blood Blood
Thats one thing he hated The Blood
Blood Blood Blood
Then the Horde young and old would stand up to Fight
And theyd fight And theyd fight And theyd fight
Fight Fight Fight