Tempers Ball

One night 4 midgets and a chihuahua ran through the courtyard trying to get information on our kingdoms. They sung a song about being from the almighty fishing rods. Midgets with mighty fishing rods was quite a stretch even for midgets. The people of Dynamo rejoiced and ran out to meet them with SWIFT PEEPEE. They died a bloody death but it was fun for the townsfolk. Sartek was especially twisted with his peepee. Literally. I mean its not a balloon animal. Torkano sounded the alarm that the midgets of angie and barnie would be attacked by Monday. This midget infestation is such a problem and we need to exterminate infestation problems. In the boardroom, dux had a little too much to drink and went on and on about pink sock and docking.

Dux:"pink socks usually do not feel good"
Sartek:"you just don't know how to use them"
Torkano:"they can double as finger cozys"

Gokou:"don't make me break my dick off in your ass"
Hdog:"that would make it crippled porn."

As you can see, this is what a group of blood thirsty warriors devolve into when they don't have war.

Send word that we will be striking on Monday of the 6th day of the new moon.

So what you meant to say is ... "Send word that we shall be striking upon the sixth day of the new moon!"

Not, "Monday".

It takes the mystery and coolness away.

I look forward to the war.

Well, I added monday in case people were a bit obtuse and couldn't say I wasn't specific and didn't know what the 6th day of the new moon was.

oh please

the war chats are worse than that when theres an actual war goin on

you guys are slacking:P

Ms. Venus, no, the whole game seems slacking right now.

if you are hitting oafs monday then why are you getting hung in my realms everyday? not to mention one of our guys who got burned whilst having 30k scum... not sure who could have done that?

anyhow, point is, if you are after oafs, why do i hang u daily? go scout oafs

Deviuz he mentions both an angie and a Barnie guild I think the clear intention is to faithsweep

It's retarded to sweep.

he mentions only oafs. i dont see any mention of an angie guild, but im high so i might be looking right past it. but if a faithsweep is the intention, i am truly offended. however, thank you for the deadline, we will be sure to move in a direction as to make your faithsweep as difficult as possible by then.

So, is there gonna be a seperate thread started or was Uno just feeling cranky?

The intention of this thread was to give both faiths 4 days to hit us. I started this Thursday night. I mentioned only oafs as a guild saying they scout swept us. I also mentioned that I will be hitting everyone in angie and barnie Monday night basically giving you 4 days to prepare, gather cash and hit us before then. That's all this thread was for. So yeah, get together and hit us hard.

The party started early

We welcome OAFS in our lands!

Steven wrote:It's retarded to sweep.

Nuh-uh.