Our eyes-n-ears tell us the barbarians did not celebrate MuM's day a few weeks ago. We all know there's another chance coming up soon for them to do celebrate it, but we'd just like to make a statement to make sure such inappropriate behaviour does NOT reoccur. Ye be warned!
MERRY UNION OF MERCENARIES (MuM) 15 188,681
vs
FERVENT (Fervent) 38 487,645
IMMORTAL SACRED ALLIANCES (ISA) 84 637,551
LOST KNIGHTS ALLIANCE (LKA) 33 238,342
Good luck dirty heathens! May Leto prevail! We'll cripple you, but leave enough of you intact so you can buy us loads of presents on the next MuM's day! Or sooner. We all love presents. Especially Lucie!
Oh, and while you're at it: but Ric a new spelling corrector. And hair dye for Losmar, please. And war bong for owly.
kk thx.

