Combri versus DEM (massive downhit while at war)

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

Dauthi, drink your beer. Grunt, since I know you're a good man, go out and get us a dime bag. I'll slip some Mentos into this Pepsi while we get stoned, and dude.. we'll have such a good time.

I'm pretty sure that's going to work out as the mostly costly typo you ever made, good sir.

[GoldWyvern]

Why? Way I hear it, Dauthi always has a beer.

And quite frankly, you're a buzz kill :)

[I]\/[mortality]

GW I understand why you would come on here and vent I would do the same thing. My question is you ask of the old days "guilds" then your faith has to step up and teach the little farts a lesson. Why does Angie not have your back?? No one ever had honor in this game but they had fear. You fuck up you die fair or not. The faiths dealt with shit hits like this. I am not saying dont come in here bitching about letos hit but if your gonna bitch then bitch about your goddess and her followers not having your back. You want this to stop then you as a faith have that power KILL THEM FAIR IR UNFAIR!

This needs to be a faith problem not a guild one so GM's you want this to stop then start to punish the guilty.

i love you

[Kwaiq]

I agree with my new best friend GoldWyvern. Dauthi is far, far superior than Dyvim, in just about every way i can think of

[GoldWyvern]

Well yeah, Dyvim is funny as shit. But could you imagine him in a room full of stoned people?

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! We can't BREATHE we're giggling so hard!'

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

I don't mean to slight your scatalogical leanings GW, but shit really isn't that funny.
Frankly, you people have offended me greatly. On this day, a powerful enemy you have all made and I shall see you crushed like crisps under bison before the age is done.
Good day sirs!

[Squee]

personally i don't think this is right

but hey not my job to stand up for dem

gl guys

[Torkano]

I don't mean to slight your scatalogical leanings GW, but shit really isn't that funny.

That depends on how creative you can be. Like say taking a shit on someone's face while sleeping. Or wiping your ass on a hand towel and hiding the evidence for a bitter sweet discovery the next time your buddy dries his hands after just cleaning them. I could go on.

[Kwaiq]

BTW Actual starting stats..

Combri - 223,097
DEM - 175,326

7 on 7 first war of the age.

The stats GW first posted were most of the way through the strike and grossly exaggerate the difference in stats

Its also important to note that DEM gained over 20k ANW after PEST 'warred' them. Thats not a real war.

[The Next Dyvim Tvar]

I don't mean to slight your scatalogical leanings GW, but shit really isn't that funny.

That depends on how creative you can be. Like say taking a shit on someone's face while sleeping. Or wiping your ass on a hand towel and hiding the evidence for a bitter sweet discovery the next time your buddy dries his hands after just cleaning them. I could go on.

Or, of course, taking a fruit & nut chocolate bar into a public restroom toilet stall, smooshing it up into your hand and then reaching under to the next one and yelling at the guy in there "Any spare paper?". Extra points if you use a chocolate bar with caramel filling.

[Torkano]

LOL, I love it.

[Kwaiq]

Next lets talk about the intricacies of boogies and nose hair, you low brow cockbaggers

[Torkano]

Only if it involves a 4 foot nose hair and being hooked on the back of an SUV.

[talenblackhawk]

It hurts the game to down hit a guild like that while they are pretty much at war and yeah I agree that faithmates should have each others back in that kinda situation. at least sneak in a scum kill or something. C,mon guys at least you coulda downhit a Barny guild and said it was because of last age not Leto and Angies fighting over second place already!! lol I,m joking really. maybe a poor joke but I don,t make that much so its all I could afford.

[Kwaiq]

Its the first war of the age, its not my fault we grew faster. Whats all this down hitting talk?

DEM wasn't at war when we hit.

[talenblackhawk]

Kwaiq you posted that Combri had about 220k anw and they had 175k anw or so. thats a downhit. Pest attacking them very recently was,nt a secret.

[Kwaiq]

Since when on the first wars of the age do we consider ANW into war making? Should i have my guys not fort too so the stats look better. DEM went UP in NW when 'Pest' allegedly hit them..you know why? because pest didnt' hit them, a couple ugs in PEST clothing hit them. If pest hit them in a real fight DEM would have dropped NW dramatically, instead they went up over 20k, i'm sorry thats not a war.

[Venus]

well thats a little different then..


so ed, who went ug, hit dem and dem thought it was a guilded kingdom?


and talen , hes right

if u disregard whether pest hit dem or an ug hit dem, when its first war of the age, nw does not matter all that matters if its first war for both and that the member numbers are either even or more.

[talenblackhawk]

if a guild can,t give another guild some anw or total nw or maybe a few people advantage to counteract that first hit advantage then maybe that might look a little weak to other players and/or the guild they attacked. Just suggesting if people tried to make it a little harder on themselves their opponents might respect that and have a little more fun in the game.

[Grunt]

on the booger note

my Sgt in the military was a gross but very funny man
before a staff meeting he shoved MnMs up one nostral
and some bacon fat up the other
in the middle of the meeting he pulled the fat out of his nostral
and started playing with it
he then pulled his lower lip out and shot the MnMs into his mouth

good times good times

[Kwaiq]

Actually it might very well have been a kingdom or two that were officially in PEST, but the point is they're acting like ugs and they announced a disbandment 24hours ago.

That's not only like counting a Goblins hit on you as a war, that's like counting a Goblins hit on you as a war and claiming to still be at war even after they cease to exist.


Talen- i get what your saying and in most circumstances i agree with you, but first war of the age goes to whoever gets ready better and faster. Reason being some guilds build unforted or very underforted, skewing NW numbers to the point they're an inaccurate gauge of guild strength.

[Mr Ed]

Venus stop your spin, I did not hit any angie no less Dem

well thats a little different then..


so ed, who went ug, hit dem and dem thought it was a guilded kingdom?


and talen , hes right

if u disregard whether pest hit dem or an ug hit dem, when its first war of the age, nw does not matter all that matters if its first war for both and that the member numbers are either even or more.

[Venus]

Venus stop your spin, I did not hit any angie no less Dem

/sigh

ed i was only asking a question. nothing more.

[Grunt]

could we talk about boogers and beer again

[Mr Ed]

No venus, it was your fuckin spin again. My name was not mentioned by either side of this war.
Even in private, I am sure Dem did not bring up my name for they KNOW I did not hit them.
It was you bringing my name in this thread stirring shit.
Just forget about me, and stop bad mouthing me trying to start trouble

Venus stop your spin, I did not hit any angie no less Dem

/sigh

ed i was only asking a question. nothing more.