Tempers Ball

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:45 am

No playing backstab?

Oh poopie!

It can be a lot of fun, yanno?

by **Bogumil** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:07 pm

Nagash is right, which is why I've decided to crush his pathetic excuse for a kingdom.

Have at thee knave!

by **_Nagash_** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:23 pm

Stand down or be swaffled, cur!

by **Bogumil** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:01 pm

Filthy wretch! You dare threaten me with a swaffling? I'll give you what for!

by **_Nagash_** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:02 am

Yield!
Lest you force me to summon my familiar Gerien, to help me swaffle you! :horsie:

by **Bogumil** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:58 pm

Summoning aid now you coward? Victory will be mine!

by **TheSartek** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:46 pm

See what happens when the people of DF get bored? They ransack threads and start fighting each other.

Now back, both of you. Before I reach from the depths and gang swaffle you both.

by **_Nagash_** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:24 pm

Ha!

Master Bogie-poo, it seems we have to get rid of a Guild Meisterly foe before we can go aswaffling each other. Let us join forces and swaffle the Sartie-man before we cross spears (or sabres

).

Have at thee, Sartie! :horsie:

*pokes swaffling-weapon forward*

Fear my proficiency with this here blunt weapon!

by **~Maliki~** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:56 pm

Ohhh Snap!!! Someone say Swaffling Sartek swiftly with there swaffling weapon. No one invited me?

by **Bogumil** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:38 pm

::swaffles Sartek most mercilessly::

Your mistake was threatening us before you had your cronies in place to assist you!

We would have invited you Maliki, but this is a coup of sorts. Once we've soundly swaffled Sartek we'll have a go at each other to determine our new glorious leader.

by **TheSartek** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:33 am

First they take over the thread, now the guild. I must end this madness.

Have at thee vile usurpers

<- _Nagash_

:snm:

<- Bogumil

by **_Nagash_** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:09 am

*ruthlessly nose-swaffles the Sartie*

Ha! You'll need to do better than that!
Once you've been swaffled out of your position, we shall change DF's name, to Dripping Fergus. You know, the infamous superhero who wears tights and swaffles all evil!

*whip-swaffles Sartie on the backside*

by **Bogumil** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:24 am

Ha! Only if I'm the one doing the whipping. :lol:

We have him surrounded now, in for the kill Nagash!

by **_Nagash_** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:21 am

ZOMG dude, you really wanna poke ole Sartie to the other sid(h)e? :shock:

We can also knock him out and leave him black-eyed, yanno?

by **Bogumil** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:57 pm

Well, I was using "in for the kill" to mean "let's finish him".

I know I don't have the energy to swaffle anyone -to death-. Even with two such well endowed individuals as ourselves, that would take a few days at least.

by **_Nagash_** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:31 pm

Ah. You give him a poke in the right eye then, I'll take the left!

*aims*

by **Kaxion** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:31 pm

Creeps in and hands Sartek a chain mail of anti-swaffling +15

Ha that should even the odds for ya.

by **_Nagash_** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:16 am

Too late mate... We've switched to the end-of-swaffle poking already.

by **Kaxion** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:27 pm

Sorry Sartek guess I was a lil too late here's some ointment for the bruising

by **TheSartek** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:11 pm

Alas, I have been defeated.

*closes both eyes tightly*

And I always thought something else would make go blind. :shock:

Tempers Ball

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