Did you see that Dark BLUE Dead Cell? (DF vs BLUE/Dead Cell)

[Gabria]

Sooo

Is MFR in or out of this war, cause I wanna retail but I wanna do it fairly. hurry up and make up yer minds so I can kill the heathens

[Nether]

MFR? MFR needs to freakin wait thier turn, this is our war not theirs we're more than capable of taking care of ourselves.

oh and its nice to see you back Gab ;>

[Thantos]

MFR can fuck off, this is our war.

[~Maliki~]

MFR has a bad habit of sticking their nose where it don't belong.

This one is not MFR, I would have to say not a very good hit but why would we interfear? I have never interfeared with a war since MFR was founded in 2001. MFR is not involved in this war. I will deal with the members involved.

[_Nagash_]

I dunno what happened, but I did swaffle some Letites.

[Gabria]

Spanks babe it's good to see you again too babe Now fer some heathen killin

edit:

wtf is a swaffle?

[Nether]

Nag you bastard you were like 4 times my size =P

[Gabria]

Ahhh that's a swaffle...

and ya, ya bastage... my poor wee kd....

[TheSartek]

Ok, after cooling off, reading some posts here, and talking with some people(including the people we declared on), I ain't goin nowhere. I'm still not sure about my GM status for next age but I'm not gonna let a couple of boneheads chase me away from the people who let me be the asshole I always wanted to be.

As for what happens next, not quite sure yet. I'm waiting on Thantos to get back from whatever business it is he had to take care of. After that, we'll see what happens.

[Turk Dorian]

Woah, that was my bad, I even scouted you first, after reading your post about quitting, I thought you went UG, so of course I wanted the land, guess I should have been looking more at guild than just at troops.

you can have the land back, I only want UG land. Not every day you see a UG with 100K land and no troops.

Guess my eyes were bigger than my ability to interpret, how would you like to organize taking the land back.

[Turk Dorian]

Oh and for you people out there who are thinking, well why didnt you declare on him if you thought he was a UG, its because I dec'ed on a UG yesterday to CS him so others in MFR could hit him easier, if I hadnt, I probably would have dec'ed on him and taken all his land possible.

I made a mistake, I admitted it, and now I am going to make it right. Thats more than most of you ass clowns (sartek called me that in a scribe, I kind of like it) so calm down, and quit acting liek you never fucked up.

[Torkano]

I wasn't even around this weekend. I don't see Dead Cell whining. Hell, I am 98.5% of Dead Cell and I don't see me in here whining. As I told Steven and he told me when we talk after sex, please the guild first. Worry about the opponent...never.

[Thantos]

MFR has a bad habit of sticking their nose where it don't belong.

This one is not MFR, I would have to say not a very good hit but why would we interfear? I have never interfeared with a war since MFR was founded in 2001. MFR is not involved in this war. I will deal with the members involved.

I retract my statement.

[_Nagash_]

I have translated a Dutch article on swaffling somewhere in the LoF forum. Let me look....

[_Nagash_]

Found it! But let me first treat you to the wild guesses of my ole mate Nagrud on this topic:

Ok, the last attempt was from dictionary.com, let's try urbandictionary.com instead:

1. swaffle

A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.

You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.

2. Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

3. swaffle

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS

4. swaffle

Andrew Long

Andrew Long is Swaffle


Though I can't really see how either of these have anything to do with the link you posted... they don't seem erotische enough (with the possible exception of Andrew Long, whom I don't know).

The website (http://www.swaffelen.tk if I am not mistaken) is dedicated to the real art of swaffling:

To swaffle
Adam and Eve have done it, the Romans loved it and on their 40-year journey through the desert, the Jews thoroughly enjoyed it...

And then, in the early Dark Ages, the noble art of swaffling was lost. Many feared that the phenomenon swaffling was taken from humanity forever, but on a boozing vacation in Blanes, Spain, a bunch of youngsters have reinvented swaffling and even perfected it!


What is swaffling?
Swaffling is the way to bring the woman (or man, like some people prefer) of your dreams to new unequaled ecstacy and fabulous moments of sheers pleasure. Only men can practise this act of eroticism (well, women too, but they need toys to do so).


How to swaffle?
For swaffling there's one factor that is of vital importance: the swaffler must have a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis isn't completely hard, but not soft either. Top-heavy is a state of mind (or penis), when it hangs about horizontally and allows the swaffler to swing his penis. Then take the object of beswaffling (preferrably a woman's buttock, leg or breast) and hit it lightly. Beware that you don't hit too hard, to prevent black eyes and/or broken legs.

[Gabria]

at yet I knew somehow NOT to ask that question. I feel all dirty and used now.

[TheSartek]

I'll be more then happy to help get you clean again Gabria.

[Hollisandra]

I'm really glad that I didn't answer that Gab!

[Gabria]

LOL

somehow I doubt you'd help me get clean

[Hollisandra]

*hands you a wash cloth and a towel*

::points to the tub in the back of the room::

[Dante]

...

[Dyvim Tvar]

This thread title is made of fail. I see DF learned nothing from my time affiliated with them, this displeases me greatly. See:
:-<
That is my displeased face!

[Steven]

You know when I called you all pussies, I think that was a better name that suicidal and stupid.

I would have came on sooner, but I was hoping you guys could kill mac while I took my time getting on. LOL

And please, do not offend Venus by calling her a woman. She would preffer it if you continued to reffer to her by her real gender, 80% man.

[Torkano]

I would have came on sooner

Came on what? Thantos's back? I don't think so. You didn't cum one drop you fucking tease.

[Nether]

I would have came on sooner

Came on what? Thantos's back? I don't think so. You didn't cum one drop you fucking tease.

hehe all I can picture is a little monkey hunching a dog while screaming "WORSHIP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" into the wind.