by _Nagash_ » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:45 am
The reports came in at the same time as the letters. Jackal had attacked Orrha. Orrha sent angry letters. Orrah was with the Founders of Unequivocal Lunacy.
He had done this before and after a lot of negotiating, the Founders had decided the Jackal could keep the land he took from Orrha. For at that time, it was a mistake. Or at least, Jackal tricked everyone into believing so.
Now he repeated the move. He attacked Orrha while still with the Order, then left the Order of Almighty Fishingrods to go and rule his realm without having to respond to a guild for his actions.
When Nagash heard of all this, he stood up, icily calm. But his eyes and the grim look on his face betrayed that he was very, very angry. He walked towards the fireplace, not saying a word and stared into the flames for a while. One of his generals stood nearby, observing it all. The man scratched his chin nervously.
Suddenly Nagash spoke softly.
" Go forth and occupy 15.000 acres of Jackal's. Annihilate all of his army and occupy or destroy all fortresses. Then send word to miss Orrha and tell her to take whatever she needs. The 15.000 we take will be payment from Jackal for the stain on our reputation he's caused. The rest will be payment from Jackal for the damage he has done in Orrha's lands.
When miss Orrha is done, send in another regiment to destroy all she leaves. Leave no trace of the scumbag. It shames me that he once flew our banner. "
The general nodded and left. He was glad Nagash hadn't shouted at him in rage. As he left, he told his lieutenants and a few priests of his orders and went to gather the Nubash.
One of the priests, a fervent follower of Barnabas, blushed and hurried to Nagash's room. When he entered, the flames were reaching quite high, for Nagash had burned all reports of Jackal's attacks. Disturbed in his actions by the emergence of the young priest, he turned.
" What is it, priest? "
" Barnabas will never allow you to attack one of his followers! "
Nagash first arched an eyebrow and was going to ask the priest if he knew the meaning of ranks. But then he smirked and shrugged.
" Leto didn't like us attacking his people much either, or did he? "
" No, but... "
The priest started, but Nagash interrupted him.
[color#cc9966] " Well, that's that then! Those three idiots all don't like it when their followers are attacked. I'd wager Angelique would be quite irate at Jackal for what he's done.'But the prospect of that didn't stop him, or did it? "[/color]
The priest started again:
" No, but... "
And again he was interrupted by Nagash, who beamed and gave him a dazzling smile.
" See? One couldn't attack someone else without annoying other people. Jackal annoyed me, Barnabas annoys me at many occasions as well. Now it's my turn to be annoying. Now if you don't mind, I have some important business to attend to. "
But the priest thought his liege was making a grave mistake. He would do his very best to make Nagash see the truth in his words. So he boldly set three steps in Nagash's direction and started explaining why he thought that Barnabas, above all, was the one not to annoy. Nagash turned around and poked the fire with a piece of iron, pretending to listen and humming every now and then. As the young priest was coming to his conclusion, the piece of iron had become quite hot. So hot, in fact, that it was all reddish orangish and fiery.
" So if you cross Barnabas, you shall pay for it not only with your............... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! "
" My AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH? Oh, but boy, I've lost my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH a long time ago, so I won't be able to pay him with that. "
Nagash answered, beaming once more. He had turned around casually as the priest was trying to make his point and held the hot piece of iron in his hand. Then, as the priest was going to tell him what he'd pay with, Nagash stabbed him in the cheek with it.
The priest screamed a few more times then ran to the door, never to return. Nagash chuckled. It was most likely that Barnabas would hear of this. Jackal wouldn't be the only one that Nagash would annoy today...
Honorary title: Verena's right nipple