TNE can't get it up (TNE isn't fighting DoW and SOL)

Adara · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:05 pm

We went to war chat and we all had our dicks in our hands (I borrowed one of Torks) and nothing... It was like most of our (not mine) high school proms no matter how much we wanted it, we just couldn't get in.

Stats:

TNE: 21 frustrated near virgins in need of viagra
DOW and SOL: 15 frigid catholic school teases

Torkano · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:06 pm

TNE masterfully crafted their secret plan called the "Shock and Awful." We were shocked they that were all online and it was awful for us.

MooMooCow · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:09 pm

My herd has sooooooooooo much room to graze on.

Unlucky that me and gid were on the exact time you were going to hit, caught you with your pants down.

Fo · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

Here were the stats for the short war where we did zero damage:

THE NATURAL EVOLUTION (TNE) 21 434,515

SOLITARY KNIGHTS (SOL) 7 689,953
DOGS OF WAR (DoW) 8 516,875

Hit MooMooCow for some CS1 attacks and didn't even get to SoL. Then all our big guns got hit or looted by a pack of dogs.

Shortest war ever for me.

Torkano · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

MooMooCow wrote:

My herd has sooooooooooo much room to graze on.

Unlucky that me and gid were on the exact time you were going to hit, caught you with your pants down.

No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:

Torkano · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:14 pm

Fo you have after scout of dow.

Last update Wed May 23 07:00:00 2007.
DOGS OF WAR (DoW) 8 581,948

Adara · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:16 pm

Torkano wrote:

No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:

Yep, and apparently he's always really cold.

Gideon_Braver · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:18 pm

It was a brave uphit guys. Us being online got ya tho. My burning and looting while you tried to attack was not a good thing for ya. Then moo moo taking down your top guy made it even worse. It was a brave effort tho TNE. Hope your next war gets more penetration...(couldnt resist)

Torkano · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:20 pm

Adara wrote:

Torkano wrote:

No, not really. I always have my pants down. Ask around. They'll tell ya. :wink:

Yep, and apparently he's nicknamed Mandingo.

Fixed

GTO · **Joined:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:19 am **Posts:** 176

Adara wrote:

It was like most of our (not mine) high school proms no matter how much we wanted it, we just couldn't get in.

So you got it in? Bwhahahahaha! I had no idea you have a dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDrSlHFP2mw

Adara · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:21 pm

Torkano wrote:

I've been Fixed

That could explain it too I guess...

GTO · **Joined:** Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:19 am **Posts:** 176

Adara wrote:

Torkano wrote:

I've been Fixed

That could explain it too I guess...

Fixed.

Torkano · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:25 pm

Adara wrote:

Torkano wrote:

I've been asked to use it to hammer the last nail for Habitat for Humanity a few times.

You can nail me if you want.

Adara · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:25 pm

GTO wrote:

So you got it in? Bwhahahahaha! I had no idea you have a dick.

I'll admit I don't have one. When are YOU gonna admit you don't?

Dwarven Giant · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:29 pm

You have it wrong Adara, GTO is a DICK.

What he lacks is Balls.

DKII · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 9:57 pm

I had a feeling DoW would be hitting someone tonight. I scouted a bunch of Letos this afternoon to update all the 12-day-old scouts in the DB and *everyone* in DoW was sitting on full turns.

~Vox~ · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2007 10:17 pm

Quote:

I had a feeling DoW would be hitting someone tonight. I scouted a bunch of Letos this afternoon to update all the 12-day-old scouts in the DB and *everyone* in DoW was sitting on full turns.

OH, so THAT was your sorry ass then ;p

Old Crow · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 2:10 am

I got home late so all that happened to me was I got scouted *wipes sweat from brow*

GoldWyvern · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 2:51 am

Odd, TNE got hit, I was at work (me and Old Crow work night shift), came home and guess what? I wasn't hit, wasn't scouted, and I was one of the 'big guns'.

In fact, I came out way ahead. How that happened, I don't know, but yay for 50k more networth.

Asoc · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 4:16 am

I wasn't so much as touched:-(
Nothing... nada... zilch...
:shock:

better get me before I get you!!!
/hide

Torkano · **Posted:** Thu May 24, 2007 6:40 am

*looks up*

Oh look. A ghost!

Fo · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 12:50 am

Asoc!!!!

Are you in TNE?

(ooc: Yes, big secret: We let everyone in TNE and let them prove their game within the game. If they can't, well then, loyalty counts for a lot).

Are you one of the rank 6 realms? If not, it is total bullshit that you can check in on this game and not make a realm for a bit. Hell Furgus makes a realm from time to time and he is floating about above oceans of depth.

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