They never learn.. ICQ Convo
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Lady Maven
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Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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 They never learn.. ICQ Convo
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:19 PM
From : Mazen
hi
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:20 PM To : 38-645-020 hello, do I know you?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:20 PM
From : Mazen
no we can do it now
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:21 PM To : 38-645-020 ok then hi there, I usually respond like that to weed out the spam and other wierdos
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:21 PM
From : Mazen
how old are u baby
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM To : 38-645-020 36, why?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
just ask
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
what u want to talk about
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
what time now
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
From : Mazen
?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM To : 38-645-020 time? it is abut 6:30 p.m. here, and i am afraid you probably won't find me that exciting to talk to, I don't cyber, I don't play any of the "cool" online games, and unless you are REALLY into freelance writing, or text based online gaming, I am pretty dull
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
From : Mazen
....time ????????????
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM To : 38-645-020 what?? I have NO clue what you are asking me
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:25 PM
From : Mazen
like talk in sex
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:25 PM To : 38-645-020 you want to talk in sex? what for? no girlfriend?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM
From : Mazen
not now was
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM
From : Mazen
can help me
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM To : 38-645-020 not now was what? trying to discuss sex? what do you want to know?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM
From : Mazen
have not my girle now we separeted u understand
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM To : 38-645-020 ahhh... did she dump you because you enjoy cyber sex?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM
From : Mazen
want??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:28 PM To : 38-645-020 actually, the word is what see, with an "H"
and the question before you is "did your girlfriend dump you because you randomly ask strange women to help you masturbate on the computer"?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:29 PM
From : Mazen
???
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM To : 38-645-020 ahhh... I see ... she didn't much like being with a loser who jacks off to strange women talking dirty to him, she probably suspects that some of those "women" are actually guys, shame, some people are like that you know, you have to be very careful with whom you choose to date, some just do NOT understand how you can type anything interesting with one hand
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
From : Mazen
hyyyyyyyyyyyy busy ??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM To : 38-645-020 nope, not really, why?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
From : Mazen
so why don`t talk
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:32 PM To : 38-645-020 odd... I thought we were talking
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:32 PM
From : Mazen
ok married or have boyfriend
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM To : 38-645-020 does it make a difference?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM
From : Mazen
no just talk
u had sex ??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM To : 38-645-020 when? just now, or ever?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:34 PM
From : Mazen
now
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:34 PM To : 38-645-020 nope, I find it very hard to have sex and talk on the computer at the same time
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:35 PM
From : Mazen
ok let`s talk general
how u seem ( describe ur self )
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:36 PM To : 38-645-020 I am a writer and a costume designer
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:36 PM
From : Mazen
tall? weight? hair ? colour ?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM To : 38-645-020 why? don't you think I could just lie to you?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM
From : Mazen
we talk tell what u want
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM
From : Mazen
and i will imagine u
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM To : 38-645-020 ok, this is what I want to talk about, ICQ profiles, do you have one?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
From : Mazen
yes
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
From : Mazen
so how u seem
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM To : 38-645-020 do you read other people's profiles?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM
From : Mazen
yes some times
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM To : 38-645-020 ahhh... but you didn't read mine I take it
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM
From : Mazen
hy u
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:40 PM To : 38-645-020 mmm... so, i will tell you what, i shall sit here, while you go and read my profile
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
no
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
i will ask
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
tall?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:42 PM
From : Mazen
??????
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM To : 38-645-020 I am short
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM
From : Mazen
weight?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM To : 38-645-020 what in sam hell is it with you and those ?????? are you too illiterate to write actual words?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM To : 38-645-020 again, who cares? are you talking to my height or weight?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:44 PM
From : Mazen
?//?????
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:45 PM
From : Mazen
are u sexy ??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:46 PM To : 38-645-020 does it matter if I am or if I am not sexy?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:46 PM
From : Mazen
yes imagine u
breast and nipple ??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:47 PM To : 38-645-020 I have two of them
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:47 PM
From : Mazen
realy ?? size??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:48 PM To : 38-645-020 REALLY!! I swear to GOD I was born with two nipples that eventually grew into two breasts, that is just postively amazing
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:48 PM
From : Mazen
oh great
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:49 PM
From : Mazen
like suck ?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:50 PM To : 38-645-020 oh hell yes, I am amazingly good at sucking, for example, when i sing I suck so badly cows dry up, and the earth actually stops it's rotation
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:50 PM
From : Mazen
i mean suck cock ?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:51 PM To : 38-645-020 Oh very much so, i can suck every bit of meat off of a chicken bone in no time flat.
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:52 PM
From : Mazen
what u wear now
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:52 PM To : 38-645-020 pink panties and a diaper
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:53 PM
From : Mazen
no bra?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:54 PM To : 38-645-020 with panties and a diaper?? what kind of sick pervert do you think I am?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:55 PM
From : Mazen
don`t know
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:56 PM To : 38-645-020 well, I assure you, not the kind that wears pink panties, a diaper, AND a bras
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:57 PM
From : Mazen
mm and under wear?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:58 PM To : 38-645-020 told you, pink panties, and a diaper, don't forget the diaper
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:59 PM
From : Mazen
ok
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:59 PM To : 38-645-020 can you take being embarrassed?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:00 PM
From : Mazen
so what u best position u like
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:01 PM To : 38-645-020 woman on top of her game, man humiliated by having his pervo little conversation along with his ICQ name posted to a public webboard is my favorite position of all
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:02 PM To : 38-645-020 you REALLY should read profiles you know
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:03 PM
From : Mazen
u have good pussy?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:03 PM To : 38-645-020 hate them, I only have dogs
(at this point my computer froze up, when I get back he messages again)
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:07 PM
From : Mazen
hy
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:08 PM
From : Mazen
busy
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:11 PM To : 38-645-020 nope, puter froze
Ok, going to continue this in a sec, this post is getting longish, and i have to cut and paste the rest.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
oh
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
u know
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
my cock want get up
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:13 PM To : 38-645-020 you keep chickens too?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM
From : Mazen
my rod
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM To : 38-645-020 your rod? you fish?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM To : 38-645-020 I am curious about one thing, what does the word time have to do with sex? (he never answered, what the hell did all that MEAN??)
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:16 PM
From : Mazen
u know rod ?? cock
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:16 PM To : 38-645-020 never heard of them, are they a new rock and or roll band? I don't care for that sort of music
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:17 PM
From : Mazen
what u say of man organ
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:18 PM To : 38-645-020 OH, a pianist, that is interesting, what sort of music do you play?
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:22 PM
From : Mazen
hy busy
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:22 PM To : 38-645-020 you know guy, you can't say I didn't give you plenty of warning.. I TOLD you I don't cyber, i TOLD you to read my profile, you ignored me
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:24 PM To : 38-645-020 now, mostly because i am bored, I am going to let you know, I am posting all of this for a whole bunch of people to read and laugh at you
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:24 PM
From : Mazen
u don`t know talk in sex??
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:25 PM To : 38-645-020 oh, I know what it IS, I just find it much more fun to laugh at you for being such a loser, and to let my friends laugh at you too
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:26 PM
From : Mazen
ok thanks baby it is more polit from u
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:26 PM To : 38-645-020 ROFLGMDAO!!! you know, I know, oh, literally a few hundred people who would laugh at the very idea that i am ever polite, much less your lame attempts at cyber sex
Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:28 PM To : 38-645-020 I mean, GOD bad enough to be such a loser you HAVE to cyber, but then to be bad at it too, no wonder your girlfriend dumped you
Well.. at least this guy got the hint finally and quit messaging me, many don't get it this soon.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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 Maven, you cyber vixen !!!!....I like the chicken retort ...good form, good form...lol
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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I could suck start a Harley too, but damned if HE needs to know that ;>
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Nato
Pickpocket
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 1622 Location: Atlanta, Georgia.
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Sometimes I IM people and act stupid like that.
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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I don't need to IM them, the weirdos find me, I swear I am a weirdness magnet.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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njus
Pickpocket
Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:18 pm Posts: 1515 Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that his ICQ name is but one letter away from Maven?
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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Quote: I could suck start a Harley too, but damned if HE needs to know that ;>
 ROFLMAO
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~Bo,Sart~ RiP~ It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~Amo ut invenio~Fidei Defensor Vexillarius~
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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I thought of that too, NJus, made me wonder if it was someone from here just screwing around, but I figure after I sent him the link if it had been they'd have posted by now and said something.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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GoldWyvern
Pickpocket
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 1444 Location: Deus Ex Machina
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Oddly enough, people IM me all the time like that too. GoldWyvern, I guess, isn't gender specific.
But what I usually do is ignore them after the first indication that all they want to do is cyber.
_________________ Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true. -Homer Simpson
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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Damned, guess there aint no reason to keep ya on my list then GW ;>
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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GoldWyvern
Pickpocket
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 1444 Location: Deus Ex Machina
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Odd, cause I don't see you on mine.. in fact, I don't see much of anyone's names. So.. uh.. must of gotten deleted during one of my wipes? Anyhow, wish to contact me, just give me an ICQ.. AIM/MSN.. Yahoo.. whatever.
ICQ: 5348445
Yahoo: jaketalahan
AIM: JakeTalahan
MSN: talahan@msn.com
_________________ Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true. -Homer Simpson
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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gotcha now GW...lol ;p
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~Bo,Sart~ RiP~ It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~Amo ut invenio~Fidei Defensor Vexillarius~
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Blackheart
Peasant
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 537 Location: TN
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It's no wonder that I can never catch you on ICQ, Maven, all the weirdos get there first. 
_________________ "An object at rest, CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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LOL, I am always on, I am just always hiding, they ARE out to get me you know.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Ravenne
Pickpocket
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 1212 Location: Caught somewhere between Heaven and Hell...
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Oh... yes... baby... let me go find my batteries...
Frig.
U go Maven
/ : P
_________________ Níl gach uile fhánaí caillte...
"... You know what they say: You lie down with the devil, you wake up in hell."
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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And how come they never get that i am fucking with them? NO ONE could be as stupid as I act.
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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Ravenne wrote: Oh... yes... baby... let me go find my batteries...
Frig.
U go Maven
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Damn this is gettin a wee bit meaty ...rowr  lol
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~Bo,Sart~ RiP~ It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~Amo ut invenio~Fidei Defensor Vexillarius~
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Nato
Pickpocket
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 1622 Location: Atlanta, Georgia.
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Nonono, I meant like, back in the day my friend and I used to go to chat rooms and pretend to be pharmacists for Rhode Island and things like that.
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Lady Maven
Royalty
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 9872 Location: Sacramento CA
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LOL, dun worry chica, if you could IM people out of the blue and they FALL for it, I freaking bow to you for ferreting out morons
_________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but to skid in sideways totally worn out screaming "HOLY SHIT ..... what a ride"!!
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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*Gets grumpy
Demmit why is it only women that get the good cyber sex talkin, best i get is someone pretending to be a russian blonde thats 20 yr's old and looking for a boyfriend. pfft
gender discrimination i tell you ..sheesh ;p
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~Bo,Sart~ RiP~ It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~Amo ut invenio~Fidei Defensor Vexillarius~
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Raknarak
Journeyman
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 2184 Location: The Boring Unknown
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That's better than me, Sturm!
I get guys from India. I've no clue what they want. I kind of figure my ICQ name gives away my gender, so I'm wondering if it means something fracked up in Indian...
_________________ Lady Maven: "Rak is hot"
~Evernight's Best Villain~
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Blackheart
Peasant
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 537 Location: TN
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At least you two get something. I get none of that. Not even an a/s/l.
I feels neglected. *sobs*
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Raknarak
Journeyman
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 2184 Location: The Boring Unknown
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Hey Blackheart.... *Leers*
a/s/l???
_________________ Lady Maven: "Rak is hot"
~Evernight's Best Villain~
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Sturm
Armchair Warrior
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2002 5:00 pm Posts: 7444 Location: Look up, see that funny colored star...Smile please!!
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See what i mean though gender discrimination*chuckles, i dun want a girlfriend i'm 39,married w/3kids and just want someone to talk dirty to me ...lol ;p
I put the number in my ignore box, but if ya want Rak i can forward it to ya's  ..heh
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~Bo,Sart~ RiP~ It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live." ~Amo ut invenio~Fidei Defensor Vexillarius~
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