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 They never learn.. ICQ Convo 
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Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:19 PM
From : Mazen
hi :)

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:20 PM
To : 38-645-020
hello, do I know you?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:20 PM
From : Mazen
no we can do it now

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:21 PM
To : 38-645-020
ok then hi there, I usually respond like that to weed out the spam and other wierdos


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:21 PM
From : Mazen
how old are u baby

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
To : 38-645-020
36, why?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
just ask


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
what u want to talk about

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:22 PM
From : Mazen
what time now

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
From : Mazen
?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
To : 38-645-020
time? it is abut 6:30 p.m. here, and i am afraid you probably won't find me that exciting to talk
to, I don't cyber, I don't play any of the "cool" online games, and unless you are REALLY into
freelance writing, or text based online gaming, I am pretty dull


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
From : Mazen
....time ????????????

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:24 PM
To : 38-645-020
what?? I have NO clue what you are asking me



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:25 PM
From : Mazen
like talk in sex

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:25 PM
To : 38-645-020
you want to talk in sex? what for? no girlfriend?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM
From : Mazen
not now was

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM
From : Mazen
can help me

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:26 PM
To : 38-645-020
not now was what? trying to discuss sex? what do you want to know?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM
From : Mazen
have not my girle now we separeted u understand

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM
To : 38-645-020
ahhh... did she dump you because you enjoy cyber sex?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:27 PM
From : Mazen
want??

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:28 PM
To : 38-645-020
actually, the word is what see, with an "H"

and the question before you is "did your girlfriend
dump you because you randomly ask strange women to help you masturbate on the computer"?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:29 PM
From : Mazen
???


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
To : 38-645-020
ahhh... I see ... she didn't much like being with a loser who jacks off to strange women talking
dirty to him, she probably suspects that some of those "women" are actually guys, shame, some
people are like that you know, you have to be very careful with whom you choose to date, some just
do NOT understand how you can type anything interesting with one hand


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
From : Mazen
hyyyyyyyyyyyy busy ??


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
To : 38-645-020
nope, not really, why?



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:31 PM
From : Mazen
so why don`t talk

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:32 PM
To : 38-645-020
odd... I thought we were talking



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:32 PM
From : Mazen
ok married or have boyfriend


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM
To : 38-645-020
does it make a difference?



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM
From : Mazen
no just talk
u had sex ??


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:33 PM
To : 38-645-020
when? just now, or ever?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:34 PM
From : Mazen
now

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:34 PM
To : 38-645-020
nope, I find it very hard to have sex and talk on the computer at the same time


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:35 PM
From : Mazen
ok let`s talk general
how u seem ( describe ur self )

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:36 PM
To : 38-645-020
I am a writer and a costume designer


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:36 PM
From : Mazen
tall? weight? hair ? colour ?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM
To : 38-645-020
why? don't you think I could just lie to you?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM
From : Mazen
we talk tell what u want

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:37 PM
From : Mazen
and i will imagine u

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
To : 38-645-020
ok, this is what I want to talk about, ICQ profiles, do you have one?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
From : Mazen
yes

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
From : Mazen
so how u seem


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:38 PM
To : 38-645-020
do you read other people's profiles?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM
From : Mazen
yes some times

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM
To : 38-645-020
ahhh... but you didn't read mine I take it


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:39 PM
From : Mazen
hy u

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:40 PM
To : 38-645-020
mmm... so, i will tell you what, i shall sit here, while you go and read my profile


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
no


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
i will ask

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:41 PM
From : Mazen
tall?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:42 PM
From : Mazen
??????

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM
To : 38-645-020
I am short


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM
From : Mazen
weight?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM
To : 38-645-020
what in sam hell is it with you and those ?????? are you too illiterate to write actual words?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:43 PM
To : 38-645-020
again, who cares? are you talking to my height or weight?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:44 PM
From : Mazen
?//?????

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:45 PM
From : Mazen
are u sexy ??

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:46 PM
To : 38-645-020
does it matter if I am or if I am not sexy?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:46 PM
From : Mazen
yes imagine u
breast and nipple ??

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:47 PM
To : 38-645-020
I have two of them


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:47 PM
From : Mazen
realy ?? size??

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:48 PM
To : 38-645-020
REALLY!! I swear to GOD I was born with two nipples that eventually grew into two breasts, that is
just postively amazing


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:48 PM
From : Mazen
oh great

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:49 PM
From : Mazen
like suck ?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:50 PM
To : 38-645-020
oh hell yes, I am amazingly good at sucking, for example, when i sing I suck so badly cows dry up,
and the earth actually stops it's rotation


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:50 PM
From : Mazen
i mean suck cock ?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:51 PM
To : 38-645-020
Oh very much so, i can suck every bit of meat off of a chicken bone in no time flat.



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:52 PM
From : Mazen
what u wear now


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:52 PM
To : 38-645-020
pink panties and a diaper


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:53 PM
From : Mazen
no bra?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:54 PM
To : 38-645-020
with panties and a diaper?? what kind of sick pervert do you think I am?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:55 PM
From : Mazen
don`t know

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:56 PM
To : 38-645-020
well, I assure you, not the kind that wears pink panties, a diaper, AND a bras


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:57 PM
From : Mazen
mm and under wear?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:58 PM
To : 38-645-020
told you, pink panties, and a diaper, don't forget the diaper


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:59 PM
From : Mazen
ok

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 6:59 PM
To : 38-645-020
can you take being embarrassed?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:00 PM
From : Mazen
so what u best position u like

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:01 PM
To : 38-645-020
woman on top of her game, man humiliated by having his pervo little conversation along with his ICQ
name posted to a public webboard is my favorite position of all



Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:02 PM
To : 38-645-020
you REALLY should read profiles you know


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:03 PM
From : Mazen
u have good pussy?

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:03 PM
To : 38-645-020
hate them, I only have dogs


(at this point my computer froze up, when I get back he messages again)

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:07 PM
From : Mazen
hy


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:08 PM
From : Mazen
busy

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:11 PM
To : 38-645-020
nope, puter froze



Ok, going to continue this in a sec, this post is getting longish, and i have to cut and paste the rest.

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Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
oh

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
u know

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:12 PM
From : Mazen
my cock want get up

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:13 PM
To : 38-645-020
you keep chickens too?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM
From : Mazen
my rod

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM
To : 38-645-020
your rod? you fish?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:15 PM
To : 38-645-020
I am curious about one thing, what does the word time have to do with sex?
(he never answered, what the hell did all that MEAN??)

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:16 PM
From : Mazen
u know rod ?? cock


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:16 PM
To : 38-645-020
never heard of them, are they a new rock and or roll band? I don't care for that sort of music


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:17 PM
From : Mazen
what u say of man organ

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:18 PM
To : 38-645-020
OH, a pianist, that is interesting, what sort of music do you play?


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:22 PM
From : Mazen
hy busy


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:22 PM
To : 38-645-020
you know guy, you can't say I didn't give you plenty of warning.. I TOLD you I don't cyber, i TOLD
you to read my profile, you ignored me

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:24 PM
To : 38-645-020
now, mostly because i am bored, I am going to let you know, I am posting all of this for a whole
bunch of people to read and laugh at you


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:24 PM
From : Mazen
u don`t know talk in sex??

Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:25 PM
To : 38-645-020
oh, I know what it IS, I just find it much more fun to laugh at you for being such a loser, and to
let my friends laugh at you too


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:26 PM
From : Mazen
ok thanks baby it is more polit from u


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:26 PM
To : 38-645-020
ROFLGMDAO!!! you know, I know, oh, literally a few hundred people who would laugh at the very idea
that i am ever polite, much less your lame attempts at cyber sex


Date : 8/6/2005 Time : 7:28 PM
To : 38-645-020
I mean, GOD bad enough to be such a loser you HAVE to cyber, but then to be bad at it too, no wonder
your girlfriend dumped you


Well.. at least this guy got the hint finally and quit messaging me, many don't get it this soon.

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:shock: Maven, you cyber vixen !!!!....I like the chicken retort ...good form, good form...lol

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I could suck start a Harley too, but damned if HE needs to know that ;>

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Sometimes I IM people and act stupid like that.


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I don't need to IM them, the weirdos find me, I swear I am a weirdness magnet.

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that his ICQ name is but one letter away from Maven?

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I could suck start a Harley too, but damned if HE needs to know that ;>

:dood: ROFLMAO

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I thought of that too, NJus, made me wonder if it was someone from here just screwing around, but I figure after I sent him the link if it had been they'd have posted by now and said something.

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Oddly enough, people IM me all the time like that too. GoldWyvern, I guess, isn't gender specific.

But what I usually do is ignore them after the first indication that all they want to do is cyber.

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Damned, guess there aint no reason to keep ya on my list then GW ;>

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Odd, cause I don't see you on mine.. in fact, I don't see much of anyone's names. So.. uh.. must of gotten deleted during one of my wipes? Anyhow, wish to contact me, just give me an ICQ.. AIM/MSN.. Yahoo.. whatever.

ICQ: 5348445
Yahoo: jaketalahan
AIM: JakeTalahan
MSN: talahan@msn.com

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gotcha now GW...lol ;p

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It's no wonder that I can never catch you on ICQ, Maven, all the weirdos get there first. :P

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LOL, I am always on, I am just always hiding, they ARE out to get me you know.

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Oh... yes... baby... let me go find my batteries...

Frig.

U go Maven

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And how come they never get that i am fucking with them? NO ONE could be as stupid as I act.

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Ravenne wrote:
Oh... yes... baby... let me go find my batteries...

Frig.

U go Maven

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Damn this is gettin a wee bit meaty ...rowr :twisted: lol

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Nonono, I meant like, back in the day my friend and I used to go to chat rooms and pretend to be pharmacists for Rhode Island and things like that.


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LOL, dun worry chica, if you could IM people out of the blue and they FALL for it, I freaking bow to you for ferreting out morons

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*Gets grumpy :evil:
Demmit why is it only women that get the good cyber sex talkin, best i get is someone pretending to be a russian blonde thats 20 yr's old and looking for a boyfriend. pfft
gender discrimination i tell you ..sheesh ;p

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That's better than me, Sturm!

I get guys from India. I've no clue what they want. I kind of figure my ICQ name gives away my gender, so I'm wondering if it means something fracked up in Indian...

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At least you two get something. I get none of that. Not even an a/s/l.

I feels neglected. *sobs*

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Hey Blackheart.... *Leers*

a/s/l???

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See what i mean though gender discrimination*chuckles, i dun want a girlfriend i'm 39,married w/3kids and just want someone to talk dirty to me ...lol ;p

I put the number in my ignore box, but if ya want Rak i can forward it to ya's :wink:..heh

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